Sunday's New York Times ran an article about Colin Kaepernick's crummy manners.
It compared lock-jawed Kaepernick to charming and engaging Russell Wilson and said, in the manners category, there is no comparison.
The Times is the newspaper of record in the United States and the world and, as you know, used to own The Press Democrat. And now the newspaper of record went on the record with a description like this: “Kaepernick behaves like a schoolboy banished to the principal's office. His microphone is where well-intentioned questions go to die.”
The word “schoolboy” is appropriate. Kaepernick acts like a schoolboy around the media, looking down at his sneakers, looking away from reporters, answering in monosyllables, always seeming under interrogation — like some cagey journalist is sticking knife blades under his fingertips to find out where he stashes his playbook or what he feeds his turtle.
He is mostly humorless, defensive and intentionally uninteresting. The last guy on Earth you'd invite for dinner. If he is a media schoolboy, some of his teammates hold doctorates. I am talking about savvy media guys, gracious adults like Vernon Davis, Joe Staley, Anquan Boldin, Donte Whitner, Frank Gore, Jona-than Goodwin and Carlos Rogers (sometimes). The grownups.
In the lamentable category are Michael Crabtree, who is more shy than rude and actually tries to answer questions, and Alex Boone who has gone out of his way to be dismissive, curt and rude to journalists covering the team.
After the 49ers past two games, Kaepernick came to the media room accompanied by teammates — with Boldin and Crabtree after the Rams game, with Boldin after the Seahawks game.
He reminds you of a kindergartner who needs a buddy, a pal, an ally to hold his hand.
Timeout for another quote from the Times: “Kaepernick talks as if restricted by a Twitter-like character count.”