For years and years, Michael Jordan had the last laugh as Sam Bowie was the punch line to an unkind joke disguised as a trivia question.
In the 1984 NBA draft, when future Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon was selected first overall by the Houston Rockets, who was picked second, one ahead of Jordan?
Yeah, LOL, it was Bowie, drafted by the Portland Trail Blazers and often referred to by NBA pundits and fans as one of the biggest busts of all time.
In 1992, after leading the Bulls past the Blazers (who by that time had traded Bowie) for their second of six NBA championships during his career, Jordan spoke at a victory rally.
Famously motivated by personal slights both real and imagined, Jordan told throngs of adoring fans: “To the city of Chicago, thank God you drafted me instead of Portland!”
But now, with another draft coming up on Thursday, maybe it's Bowie having a laugh at Jordan's expense, if you consider the following unkind joke disguised as a trivia question.
In the 2013 NBA draft, what former No. 3 pick, who will be choosing fourth overall, is desperate to reverse the overwhelming impression that he's been a colossal failure in his two attempts to run franchises since 2000?
You guessed it, His Airness himself, Michael Jordan, perhaps the greatest basketball player ever, and probably the worst executive/owner in league history.
First with the Washington Wizards, for whom he drafted Kwame Brown first overall, and now the Charlotte Bobcats (a year past setting a record for the lowest winning percentage), Jordan has distinguished himself by combining horrible and uninspired decisions with rotten luck to produce a non-playing resume that makes Isiah Thomas' look like Jerry West's.
Meanwhile, Sam Bowie has found peace. And success in another sport — horse racing.
“I'm not a bust,” Bowie says in the 2012 ESPN Films documentary “Going Big,” directed by Jon Fish and Tom Friend. “I'll fight that word till I leave this world.”